What Makes You Really Happy?
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       .'     '.    A young journalism student at the University of
      /  o   o  \   Tennessee was assigned to write a human interest
     |           |  story. He went into the mountains to do some
     |  \     /  |  research.  There, he found an old farmer sitting
      \  '---'  /   on his porch, introduced himself, and explained
   jgs '._____.'    his mission.

   The young man asked, "Has anything ever happened around here that
   made you really happy?"                                  _____
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   After a moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my   /  o   o  \
   neighbor's daughter, a fine looking gal, got lost.   |           |
   We formed a posse and found her. After we all        |  \     /  |
   screwed her, we took her back home."                  \  '---'  /
                                                          '._____.'
   "I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can't
   you think of anything else that happened that made you happy?"

   The farmer thought for a minute and smiled, "Yep! One time a
   neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. Then
   we all screwed it and took it back home."
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        .'     '.     Again, the young man said "I can't print that,
       /  o   o  \    either. Let's try another approach. Has any-
      |           |   thing ever happened around here that made you
      |   .---.   |   really sad?"
       \ '     ' /
        '._____.'     The old farmer dropped his head as if he were
                      ashamed, and after a few seconds he looked up
   timidly at the young man and said, "This one time, I got lost..."